Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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