Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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