So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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