Ketchup is God's man juice
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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