let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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