if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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