So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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