I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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