Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Farmville is her only friend.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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