dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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