i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.