when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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