Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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