i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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