I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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