ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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