is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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