Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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