And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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