i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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