You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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