everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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