Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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