Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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