Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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