Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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