just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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