I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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