after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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