so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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