Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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