i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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