how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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