If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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