I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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