Me too!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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