Betty ford says i'm here all night
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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