Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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