So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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