hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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