I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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