he puts the penis in happiness.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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