My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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