she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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