Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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