And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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