i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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