Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dignity is for republicans.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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