Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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