I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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