WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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