Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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