Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
worst night to have a conscience
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
