no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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