My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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